If your friends don’t occasionally buy you alcohol, tobacco and Waffle House, I don’t know if you can really call them friends. Long story short, my friends are pretty much the best people on the planet.

*Slowly befriends person on multiple social media sites* “this is the start of a beautiful friendship”


Sweet carrot & cinnamon muffins
Healthy, and with only 110 calories per muffin, the perfect snack when you are craving something healthy but yummy. Did I make you curious already? 
Recipe here!


I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)

I just need to be in Puerto Rico, laying on a beach with a drink in my hand, and soaking up sun.

Is it ok to post buzzfeed articles on here? I don’t care. I’m doing it anyway.




Today during class, a guy called me out for talking to myself. I definitely thought other people were listening to me and were in conversation with me. This is why I shouldn’t be allowed outside.

Oh. You love your boyfriend or fiance? I didn’t notice by the obvious relationship you two are in. Or the tweets about your everlasting love. Or the pictures with ridiculously long captions telling us about all the reasons he’s your perfect man. I knew none of this. Obviously 10 posts a day is not enough to keep me informed.


salted caramel brownies with a pretzel crust.



right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person


Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode